1
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I just wonder
if there could be someone out there.

2
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You seek a soulmate?
Uh-oh.

3
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'She just has so much to deal with,

4
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'what with the separation
and the house move.

5
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'I'm basically running
the show now.'

6
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Tell your penny-pinching husband
that I need to release some funds.

7
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It's basic book-keeping.
Just get on with it.

8
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This isn't what I signed up for.

9
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You'd rather my whole life
be as dull and as drab as you are.

10
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It's just never-ending drama.
I hate you!

11
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ALEKSANDRA: Luis Castillo.
Tall, dark and very charming.

12
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Lovely suit. Luis has a trip
to the Greek islands.

13
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I was just saying this morning,
Sarah always says I work too hard.

14
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You said you wanted
to show me the islands.

15
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You wanted me to meet your friends
because we're a couple.

16
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That is what couples do.
It's not working for me any more.

17
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This has to stop, do you hear?

18
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CLAUDIA: Jane, could I have a word?
What is it?

19
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Well, I'm afraid
we're going to have to let you go.

20
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I'm terribly sorry.

21
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She didn't even do it in person.
After everything we've been through.

22
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What's wrong with me, Mum?
I'm so tired of it all.

23
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TOMMY: Here you are with two
pink drinks and no-one to talk to.

24
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This man will bring great passion
into your life.

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Once you meet him,
there will be no going back.

26
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'I would like the police
to come and split us up,

27
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'to stop us
from hurting each other.'

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DOUGLAS: The woman can't
have just disappeared.

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REPORTER: 'But as time passes,
speculation is growing.

30
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'Could Jane Andrews have killed
the man she loved?'

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PHONE BEEPS

32
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So, er, what did she buy?

33
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Two boxes of painkillers
and a pack of lacy thongs.

34
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Apparently, she tried
to buy more tablets,

35
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but they wouldn't sell them to her.

36
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You think we could be
looking at a murder-suicide?

37
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Except why would you bother
buying sexy lingerie

38
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if you're planning
on topping yourself?

39
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Maybe she wanted clean underwear?

40
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Anyway, the mobile company got a hit
on her phone soon after.

41
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She was just outside Southampton,
headed west.

42
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And there's been no further contact
with the ex-husband? None.

43
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But apparently,
signal round there's pretty patchy.

44
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Did the, er...
the SOCOs find her passport?

45
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His was in the office,
but there's no sign of hers.

46
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Right, we need to issue
an all-ports warning.

47
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If we let her leave the country,
then it's game over.

48
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I know, Sir,
but I don't think she will.

49
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All I know is we're three days
into a national manhunt,

50
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and we're still no closer
to bringing her in.

51
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She walked
straight into a supermarket.

52
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Didn't even hide her face.

53
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If she's taking risks,

54
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maybe she intends to be dead
before we can get to her.

55
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Well, she'd better bloody not be.

56
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STARTS ENGINE

57
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ALARM BEEPING,
APPLAUSE ON TV

58
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Crikey.
A domestic goddess in every sense.

59
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You are a bloody marvel.

60
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Well, I think we're almost there.

61
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I've put out the wine glasses.
They just need to go on the table.

62
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Red AND white?
Of course.

63
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Because if a thing's worth doing...
...it's worth doing right.

64
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Right. Come on, then, you.
Let's get some music on.

65
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They should be here any minute.

66
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SARAH, ON TV:
'Thank you. I'm so glad.'

67
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HOST: 'So, let's start
with young Sarah,

68
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'that happy, confident girl
the whole world fell in love with.

69
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'But that wasn't the whole story,
was it?'

70
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'Yes, well, as we were saying,

71
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'I worked so terribly hard
to make everyone else happy.

72
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'It's that common thing
when parents split.

73
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'The child just feels...

74
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'Well, you want desperately
to make things all right.

75
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'And I was so desperate...'
DOORBELL RINGS

76
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'..for approval, for love,

77
00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:08,959
'but I never felt
that I deserved it.'

78
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Jane?

79
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'And then, out of the blue,

80
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'this handsome,
gorgeous man appeared.'

81
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'And not just a man...'
Janey.

82
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'..a prince.'

83
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'Yes, exactly.'
Darling, they're here.

84
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'I literally met
my Prince Charming.'

85
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'I fell in love, and I married him.'

86
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'So now you're living
the fairy tale.'

87
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'That's right. At first, I was.'

88
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'But then reality...'
FRONT DOOR CLOSES

89
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LAUGHTER,
CHATTER

90
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Absolutely. Right!
Time for a toast, I think.

91
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Janey, for creating
this magnificent feast.

92
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Hear, hear.
Well done, darling.

93
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ALL: Janey.
Cheers.

94
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Cheers, darling. Despite
my woefully ill-equipped kitchen.

95
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Well, we'll soon change that.
LEO: Uh-oh, Tommy.

96
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First, it's the kitchen.

97
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Next, she'll be throwing out
your boy's toys

98
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and buying bloody potpourri.

99
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Please, God, she'll make him
lose the trophy display.

100
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Oi!
And those shirtless boat pictures.

101
00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:08,999
Oh! Oh, I don't know.
I rather like the pictures.

102
00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,959
Oh, I know you do.
And those short shorts.

103
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Ooh! I've never seen these.

104
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All right, I'm not just
a piece of meat, you know.

105
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Yes, you are, mate.

106
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No, I am. Yes, no, I am.
LAUGHTER

107
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Right. Well, erm,
if we are making toasts,

108
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I actually have
a bit of an announcement.

109
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Erm, to my utter amazement
and deep joy,

110
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this gorgeous creature to my left
has finally agreed to marry me.

111
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Oh, that's fantastic news.
Congratulations!

112
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Yes, congratulations.
That's wonderful.

113
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Thank you.
Glasses down, everybody.

114
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This calls for Champagne.
It was always you.

115
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I just perked up immediately.
On my 15th drink, but, you know!

116
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You sure about this, though, Mills?
He's the one?

117
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He wore me down somehow.
Hm.

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LAUGHS: That helps!
That helps, yeah.

119
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Diamonds help. That'll do it.
Can I see?

120
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Oh, wow!

121
00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:04,959
Excellent clarity.

122
00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:06,959
And that's a very good setting
for that cut.

123
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Oh, yes, you work in a jeweller's,
don't you?

124
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Er, well, I do at the moment, yes.

125
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But I learnt about diamonds
when I was with the Royal Family.

126
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Janey was the Duchess of York's
personal assistant.

127
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Yes. But she doesn't like
to mention it.

128
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CHUCKLING

129
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It really is a lovely ring.
Thank you.

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LEO: Well, I'm glad you liked it.
It cost a bit.

131
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Oh, no, stop it. Don't be beastly.
Come on, so, when's the wedding?

132
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Probably in the spring.
Yes.

133
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Well, hang on.

134
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We'd better get a wriggle on with,
er, planning the stag, Duncan. Yes.

135
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Oh, I-I'm not sure about that.
What do you mean, you're not sure?

136
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Rubbish. We're having a stag do.
End of story, thank you.

137
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Surely, that's the whole point
of getting married?

138
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Maybe not the whole point.
You two planning a stag?

139
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You're joking.

140
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LAUGHTER
I'm best man, I'm in charge.

141
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Anyway, stems, everybody.

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To the happy couple.
ALL: To the happy couple.

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Cheers.
Congratulations.

144
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Remember, erm, Mickey's stag?
In Barcelona?

145
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LAUGHTER

146
00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,959
I remember that stripper
took a shine to Tommy.

147
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Sh-She was a lovely young lady.

148
00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:10,959
And we had a very interesting
conversation about football.

149
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Football!
That's what you were talking about?

150
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Oh, I missed that.

151
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LAUGHTER

152
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Erm, what's this?
JOSH: Well, you know our Tommy.

153
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Can't say no to a pretty face.
CHUCKLES

154
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Well, unless they
try to tie him down.

155
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OK, that's enough of that.

156
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And then he runs for the hills.

157
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CAMILLA: Leo.
At least, he used to.

158
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Well, I wish I knew some of this
before you asked me to move in.

159
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Don't pay any attention.

160
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How's the wrist, by the way?
Duncan.

161
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It's much better, thank you.

162
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Good.
More Champagne, I think.

163
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She was determined
to get her feet under the table.

164
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The wrist thing
just gave her an excuse.

165
00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:06,959
I think she was
just strapped for cash

166
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and needed to rent out her flat.

167
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Janey said they'd been dancing...
and then she fell.

168
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But I didn't buy it.

169
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And eventually...

170
00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:20,319
...she told me that he'd pushed her

171
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over the open door
of the dishwasher.

172
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She tripped.

173
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Or she did it on purpose.
Either way, she got what she wanted.

174
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Duncan obviously got it
from somewhere.

175
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Jesus Christ.
Give it a rest, will you?

176
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It's lovely to know
that's how you talk about me

177
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with all of your friends.
HE EXHALES

178
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Don't be ridiculous.

179
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And the way that he said,
"How's your wrist?"

180
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was so fucking snide.

181
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I could've punched him!

182
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Dunc was just winding you up,
and you have overreacted, as usual.

183
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So, what, I'm supposed to just
sit there and take it, am I?

184
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Darling, there's nothing to take.

185
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You're just being
too bloody sensitive, Janey.

186
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Look, Dunc was just being Dunc.
Oh, yeah, good old Dunc.

187
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If you love him so much,

188
00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:01,959
why don't you just
go and live with Dunc instead?

189
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I mean, I would...
but his feet stink.

190
00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,959
And besides,
I've heard he's shit in bed.

191
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HE SNIGGERS

192
00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:12,479
Also, there is this...

193
00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:15,959
sexy little minx
that I've had my eye on.

194
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Oh, yeah?
Mm.

195
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Sure there's not some stripper
you'd rather be screwing?

196
00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,960
No. There's only one woman
I want to screw.

197
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If I can get her to stop talking
for five minutes.

198
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Five minutes hardly seems worth it.

199
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Trust me, lady. It'll be worth it.

200
00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,960
So you're sure
you don't want me to go?

201
00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:50,960
No-one's going anywhere.

202
00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:54,960
Glad to hear it.

203
00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:57,960
Cos if you left me, Tommy...

204
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...I don't know what I would do.

205
00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:12,960
HE INHALES SHARPLY
Stop.

206
00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:17,960
Put them on first, yeah?

207
00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:21,959
Yeah?
Yeah.

208
00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:23,960
You know how much I like it.

209
00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:03,999
Yep, I know, Mum,

210
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:07,319
but Leo wanted somewhere
more central for his stag do,

211
00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:09,479
so we chose Berlin.

212
00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:10,959
I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

213
00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:14,000
I love you too. OK. All right.
Bye, Mum. Bye.

214
00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:19,639
Can't believe you're leaving me
for a whole weekend. I know.

215
00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:21,960
But think just how good it'll be
when I get back.

216
00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:27,959
You should make the most of it.

217
00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:29,959
Call up your girlfriends,
go out on the town.

218
00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:32,960
Maybe I'll meet a nice young man.
You'd better bloody not.

219
00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:37,799
There it is.

220
00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:40,959
Call me when you
get to Berlin, yeah? Course.

221
00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:43,479
CAR HORN TOOTS
That'll be Dunc.

222
00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:46,640
You won't forget?
I won't forget.

223
00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:50,960
DOORBELL RINGS

224
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All right, chaps?
DUNCAN: There he is. Got the hat?

225
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TOMMY LAUGHS,
DOOR CLOSES

226
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,959
REPORTER: '..having trouble getting
people to pay attention. But...'

227
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,959
PRESENTER: 'What did they say
about Princess Diana's dress?

228
00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:11,959
' "Oh, doesn't it look crumpled?"

229
00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:13,479
'But they didn't say that
about yours.

230
00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:15,959
'Because you've got
such nice broad shoulders,

231
00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:16,959
'the strapless looks wonderful.'

232
00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:19,959
'Yeah, and all the work you've put
into them, Angelie. That's right.

233
00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:21,959
'Paying off on your wedding day.

234
00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:23,959
'Contrary to popular belief,

235
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,959
'strapless dresses
really do suit most people.

236
00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:28,159
'They show off shoulders
beautifully.

237
00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:31,479
'And if you've got a small bust,
they're dead easy to wear.

238
00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:33,959
'If you want to wear one
and you've got a big bust,

239
00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,959
'just make jolly sure
that the underwear you wear

240
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:38,959
'is the right kind of underwear
because...'

241
00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:41,959
RINGING TONE
'Hi, you've reached Tommy's phone.

242
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,959
'Leave a message,
and I'll get back to you.'

243
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:46,959
Hey, it's me.

244
00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:49,480
Assuming you've safely arrived
in Deutschland.

245
00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:53,959
Gimme a call when you can, yeah?

246
00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:54,960
Miss you already.

247
00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:07,960
'Hi, Tommy. It's me again.'

248
00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,959
So... still no word.

249
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:15,959
For all I know, you could be...
dead in a ditch somewhere.

250
00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:19,959
So if you could just call me back...

251
00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:21,960
it would be good to know
that you're still alive.

252
00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:57,960
SHE SNIFFLES, GASPS

253
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:08,960
INARTICULATE CRY

254
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:17,959
So you need to get out of the
fucking strip club and call me back.

255
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,959
I'm not joking, Tommy. You need
to call me back, immediately.

256
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:21,959
Do you hear me?

257
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:23,959
You can't just
fucking ignore me, Tommy.

258
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,959
It's not fucking funny.
You fucking bastard!

259
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,320
SHE YELLS

260
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,960
RINGING TONE

261
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:40,960
'Hi, it's Duncan.
You know what to do.'

262
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,959
Duncan, it's Jane.

263
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,959
Look, erm...
I'd really appreciate it

264
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:48,959
if you could please tell Tommy
to tear himself away

265
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,960
from all the naked bloody tits
and call me. OK?

266
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,959
'This is Leo. Sorry I can't
take your call at the moment,

267
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,960
'but please leave a message.'

268
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:13,800
Leo, Jane again.

269
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,999
If you're with Tommy,
which I'm sure you are,

270
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,960
I need you to tell him
to pick up the phone and call me.

271
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:24,960
This has gone beyond a joke.
Do you understand?

272
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:35,959
She was desperately hurt.
It was a real betrayal.

273
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:38,959
If anything,
the thing about "old slippers"...

274
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:40,159
Well, it was a compliment.

275
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:43,479
He just meant that he was
very comfortable with her.

276
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,959
Janey described some of the things
that he'd written, and...

277
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,959
I certainly wouldn't
have been happy either.

278
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,959
Served her right.

279
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,960
She shouldn't have
gone poking about.

280
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:55,960
TOMMY: Hello, Jane?

281
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:07,000
Look, it's not what you think.

282
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:17,480
I didn't actually do anything, Jane.

283
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:22,160
It was just a stupid bit of fun.

284
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:26,960
I read the emails.

285
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:32,159
Yeah, OK, they sounded bad, but...

286
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,960
it wasn't real.

287
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,960
It was just fantasy, just...
harmless fetishes.

288
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:45,960
Who is she?

289
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:50,960
She's no-one. She's...

290
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:54,959
She's just some woman
that I met at a trade show that's...

291
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,999
SHE SNIFFLES
God.

292
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,960
Jane...

293
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:01,959
...nothing actually happened.

294
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:05,319
I-It's not like
I slept with her. We...

295
00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:07,960
We just sent a couple of emails.

296
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:11,959
You don't love me at all, do you?

297
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,959
Jane, that's not true.

298
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:15,960
You never loved me.

299
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:20,959
Oh, God, I wish I was dead.
Oh, Jane, please don't say that.

300
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:21,959
You mustn't say
things like that, OK?

301
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,160
I'm really, really sorry.
Why shouldn't I?

302
00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:28,959
If you don't love me,
I'd rather be dead.

303
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,960
J-Jane, look.

304
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,639
I am really sorry.

305
00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:37,000
We're good. I... I promise.

306
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:53,160
I can see this is very distressing.

307
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,960
He said it didn't mean anything.

308
00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:00,959
It was just a stupid flirtation,

309
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,160
and I was the one
that was over-reacting.

310
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:05,959
I don't know, maybe I am.

311
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,959
It's not like
he actually slept with her.

312
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:13,159
We've talked about how people
can try to minimise your feelings

313
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,960
so they don't
have to deal with them.

314
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:17,960
Your parents, for example.

315
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,959
Right. I remember
you said there were certain things

316
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,959
that happened in your childhood

317
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,960
that they didn't want to know about.

318
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:34,960
Yeah.

319
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:38,960
It was all just
swept under the carpet.

320
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,960
Do you feel
that's what's happening here?

321
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,960
I don't know.

322
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:54,960
Maybe.

323
00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:59,960
My whole life revolves around him.

324
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,960
Forget about what I want,
what I need.

325
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,960
It's always about Tommy.

326
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,960
If I just knew for sure
where we were headed...

327
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,320
...then I... I could relax.

328
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,960
Could you tell him
you feel this way?

329
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,959
What's the point?
He wouldn't understand.

330
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:33,960
But if you want to establish
clearer boundaries...

331
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,960
...he needs to know what behaviour
you find unacceptable.

332
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,960
I can't carry on like this, Tommy.

333
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:50,960
You hurt me so much.

334
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,959
And the truth is...

335
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:02,960
it sent me to... a very dark place.

336
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:06,000
And it's a place
that I have been in before.

337
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:11,960
What do you mean?

338
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,960
I know you thought
I was just making threats.

339
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,960
But the fact is I, erm...

340
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:26,960
...I have tried to kill myself
in the past.

341
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:30,959
God.
I don't want to go into details.

342
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,639
But it's happened more than once,

343
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:34,959
and I can't be with someone

344
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,960
who might push me
into feeling like that again.

345
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:40,800
No.

346
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,960
No, course not. Erm...

347
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:50,960
I'm so sorry.

348
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:55,959
So if you would...

349
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:59,799
rather be with this woman
in Las Vegas...

350
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:00,959
No. No, no.
That was never the thing...

351
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,959
...or you've decided that
you'd never want to settle down...

352
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:06,959
That's... No, I... Look, I...

353
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,960
I definitely think about...

354
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:13,800
...marriage and... and kids
and all of those things.

355
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:15,960
OK.

356
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:20,960
I just need to know that
we're heading in the same direction.

357
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:29,959
It's not that I'm expecting you
to propose tomorrow. It's...

358
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:31,960
Maybe six months down the line.

359
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,160
Yeah.

360
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,960
I just need to know
that you're not using me.

361
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:48,959
I wouldn't do that.

362
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:50,960
I wouldn't. OK?

363
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:54,960
Don't ever hurt me again, Tommy.

364
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,960
I really couldn't bear it.

365
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:26,959
She started texting
a couple of hours ago.

366
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:28,959
It's been non-stop ever since.

367
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:29,999
My inbox is practically full,

368
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,959
but I didn't think
I should delete anything.

369
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,959
She's obviously in a terrible state.

370
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:36,799
Francesca, we have CCTV footage

371
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:39,319
that shows Jane buying
quite a lot of painkillers.

372
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:40,959
So, as you can imagine,

373
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:43,959
we're extremely concerned
for her wellbeing.

374
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:44,959
We need you to talk to her.

375
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,159
Try and get her to tell you
exactly where she is.

376
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,959
Think you could do that?

377
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:51,640
I can try.

378
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,960
LAUGHTER,
SWING MUSIC PLAYING

379
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,959
Right, then.
Another one for the Majesty.

380
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,799
Happy birthday to the Queen Mother.
To the Queen Mother.

381
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:08,959
God bless the old dear.
LAUGHTER

382
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:09,959
MUSIC: 'Tainted Love'
by Soft Cell

383
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,960
Oh, my God, Tommy.

384
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,959
Oh, Jesus.
Shall we?

385
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,959
Yes, indeed.
Duncan, do me a favour, old boy.

386
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:19,639
Oh, anything for you, Tom.
Yes, thank you.

387
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:23,959
? Sometimes I feel
I've got to

388
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,959
? Run away
I've got to

389
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,959
? Get away from the pain

390
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:32,959
? You drive into the heart of me

391
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:37,959
? The love we share
Seems to go nowhere... ?

392
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:39,959
Get a room!
Come on now, you two.

393
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:40,959
FRANCESCA: Janey!

394
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:42,960
Janey.

395
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,959
Things seem to be going
much better between the two of you.

396
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:48,319
Yes, things are wonderful.

397
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,959
In fact, last weekend,

398
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:51,799
we were looking at properties
in the Cotswolds.

399
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:52,960
Wow, that's exciting.

400
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,959
He even registered us
as "Mr and Mrs Cressman"

401
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:56,999
at the estate agents'.

402
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,959
Did he?

403
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:00,959
Well, that's what the chap had
on his papers,

404
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:02,159
but Tommy and I
just went along with it.

405
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,959
It was very funny.
CHUCKLES

406
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:08,960
Between you and I, he's been having
lots of secret chats with his mum.

407
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:12,319
And I think he may be planning
to propose when we're in France

408
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:13,959
at his family's villa.

409
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:14,999
Gosh. Really?

410
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:19,319
Janey? Don't look now,
but isn't that your old chap, Luis?

411
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:20,960
Just behind Tommy?

412
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,960
LAUGHTER,
CHATTER

413
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:47,639
TOMMY: It is a Classic Riva,
and she is an absolute stunner.

414
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:48,959
Tommy really knows his boats.

415
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,959
My brother's been looking at
a Riva Olympic. Oh, wow.

416
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:54,479
Tommy? Mm, that's cool.
What kind of condition?

417
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:55,959
Good, I think.
Tommy?

418
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:59,479
Sorry. Erm, how far is the villa
from St Tropez?

419
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:01,959
Ah, I don't know. A couple of hours?

420
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:02,959
Max should get Tommy to look at it.

421
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,999
I'm thinking we should drive there
one day in the boat.

422
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,959
You... You don't drive a boat,
woman. Jesus!

423
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,479
CHUCKLING
Oh, pardon me.

424
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,959
Sorry, stupid Janey
gets it wrong again.

425
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:14,959
No, no, look.
That's not what I meant.

426
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,959
You should give her
a good telling off.

427
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:19,959
Don't be silly.

428
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:22,959
Tommy rather likes naughty girls.

429
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:25,959
That and a bit of dressing up.
LAUGHS: For God's sake!

430
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,959
If it's thigh-high and leather,
all the better.

431
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:30,959
Look... Please, ignore her.

432
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,319
You're drunk.
No, I'm not. You are.

433
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:34,959
You're making a fool of yourself.

434
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,479
Janey...

435
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:38,999
why do you always
have to go too far?

436
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,959
Look, just give me...
You're hurting me!

437
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:44,640
Oh, you'll survive.
Bad luck for you, then, isn't it?

438
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:48,479
I think we should go home.
I don't want to go home.

439
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,959
OK, fine. Do what you want.

440
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:51,960
Stay.

441
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,959
I'll just jump in the river,
shall I? Yes.

442
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,319
That'll solve all your problems,
won't it?

443
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:58,000
Hold on. Tommy, what's going on?

444
00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:01,960
Stick her in a cab
when she falls over.

445
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:04,960
Tommy?

446
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,960
'He could be quite curt with her.'

447
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:13,959
And a bit cruel.

448
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:15,960
She was a clingy bloody nightmare.

449
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:21,959
I kept telling him
he needed to cut her loose.

450
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,959
RINGING TONE

451
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:25,959
'Hi, you've reached Tommy's phone.'
OK.

452
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:27,959
'Leave a message...'
Great. Well, that's fine.

453
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,959
Don't pick up.
BEEP

454
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,959
Hi, Tom. It's Jane.

455
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:39,480
It is quarter to one in the morning,
and there are no fucking buses.

456
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,960
Yeah, I'm fucking pissed off.

457
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,959
'Not like you give a fucking toss
if I was walking the streets

458
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,959
'at one in the morning or not,
though, is it?

459
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,959
'No, it's fucking boring,
fucking...

460
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:55,999
'tosser, loony-bin Jane

461
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,959
'who goes out
once in a bloody blue moon

462
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,320
'cos you don't fucking want
to go out with me.

463
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:04,960
'OK. Goodbye.'

464
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,480
Un-fucking-believable.

465
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,960
Selfish fucking prick.

466
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:43,960
Tommy, I'm so sorry.

467
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:47,960
That's what you always say.

468
00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:01,640
I thought we were doing better.

469
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:04,960
We are.

470
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,960
But when you act like this
in front of my friends, they...

471
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:13,960
They don't understand
why I don't just end it.

472
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:17,480
Because they don't know us.

473
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:21,159
You said it yourself -
we're good together.

474
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,960
But, Jane, these problems,
th-they...

475
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:25,960
...they're not just gonna go away.

476
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:29,959
No, I know.

477
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:33,959
Every time we argue,
it's like you...

478
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,960
you talk about jumping
in the bloody river or taking pills.

479
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:39,960
It's not fair.

480
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:44,960
I know it's not.

481
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,959
I get so scared.

482
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:53,479
And I know it's stupid
and it's selfish

483
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,960
and it's too much pressure on you.

484
00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,960
I've been a total bitch.

485
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:03,959
It's not like I'm so great. It's...

486
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:05,960
It's just, things need to be equal.

487
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:10,959
They will be.

488
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:12,959
I promise.

489
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,479
I'm sorting myself out. I really am.

490
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,960
And from now on,
things will be different, I swear.

491
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:23,960
Yeah?

492
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:27,959
Yeah.

493
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:31,479
Because I really don't want us
to go to France and have some... No.

494
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:34,640
This holiday
is exactly what we need.

495
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,960
We'll make a whole fresh start.

496
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:42,960
New Janey. I promise.

497
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:49,960
OK.

498
00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:00,960
DOUGLAS: OK, are you ready?

499
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:07,959
She's dialling now.

500
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:09,960
RINGING TONE

501
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:14,959
'Franny?'

502
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,960
Janey, I've been so worried,
sweetheart. Are you all right?

503
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:20,959
'I'm cold.'

504
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:22,959
WHISPERS: Keep her talking.

505
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:26,960
Where are you? Are you in the car?

506
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:31,959
'Janey, can you still hear me?'

507
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:34,800
It's dark. I can't see.

508
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:38,319
'I'm so cold, I can't feel my legs.'

509
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:40,960
Oh, Janey, darling.
Have you taken something?

510
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,960
Please, will you tell us
what you've taken?

511
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:49,959
'Oh, God, OK. Listen, just, erm...

512
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:51,959
'Press on the horn, darling. OK?

513
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:53,960
'Because you need to try
and get someone's attention.

514
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:59,960
'Janey, you don't wanna do this.
Please will you let us help you?'

515
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:17,959
? Je connais une fille
Dans une rue deserte

516
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:21,159
? Froide comme glace
But also tasty

517
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:23,960
? Dry your tears, Sunday Girl

518
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:31,319
? Hey, I saw your guy
With another girl

519
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:34,959
? It seemed in another world

520
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:37,320
? Run and hide, Sunday Girl...?

521
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,959
God, it's so beautiful here.

522
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,959
There's an observation deck
just along the coast.

523
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:48,959
It's an ideal spot for the sunset.
Very romantic.

524
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:50,960
We should go up there this evening.

525
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,959
Sounds perfect.

526
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:58,959
? She cannot
Integrate into the working world

527
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:02,959
? The look of the weekend
Is when she feels proud

528
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:05,960
? When she dreams, Sunday Girl

529
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:11,960
? Minou, moi
Je sortirais bien ce... ?

530
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,959
Oh, you made it!
Mum!

531
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,999
Oh! We were starting to worry.

532
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,959
Oh, no, don't be silly. How are you?
Good. How are you?

533
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:21,959
Very good.
Oh, yes.

534
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:22,959
Tommy.
Hello, chap.

535
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,959
How are you, man?
Fantastic.

536
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:27,799
Young David... Look at him!
LAUGHTER

537
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:28,959
What a thing!

538
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:30,479
How are you, chap? How you doing?

539
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:31,959
Yeah, good.
Great.

540
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:33,959
And of course,
you all remember Janey?

541
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:36,000
Yes, of course. Hello, dear.
Hi.

542
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:39,959
Can I help you with your bag?
Oh, er, that's OK.

543
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:42,959
So, this is the new car, Rick?
Yep. She's a beauty, isn't she?

544
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:44,959
Dad won't let her out of his sight.
He's obsessed.

545
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:46,959
I'm not obsessed, boy.

546
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:48,479
I can't wait
to take her out for a spin.

547
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:50,959
We'll see you inside, boys.
Oh, yes, of course.

548
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:53,640
ENGINE REVS

549
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:56,960
? La mer

550
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:03,639
? Qu'on voit danser
Le long des golfes clairs... ?

551
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:06,319
SIGHS: Oh, I know, it's so romantic.

552
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:09,960
Tommy drove us up into the hills,
and... I just had no idea.

553
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:13,959
WATER SPLASHING

554
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:15,960
CHATTER FROM OUTSIDE

555
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:21,959
Agh!

556
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,479
Ah, you buggers.
And again, David. Still with you.

557
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:25,959
Well done, chap.

558
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:27,960
Come on!
Here we go.

559
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:30,960
All right, Janey?!

560
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:33,960
Keep your head in the game!

561
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:48,959
'What happened to you?'

562
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:52,960
I had an epic game of water polo.
You should've come down.

563
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,959
Well, I was waiting
for you to come up.

564
00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:59,959
Ah. Oh, well.

565
00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:01,959
Dinner's in 15 minutes,
and Cathy's just got here,

566
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:03,800
so we should probably
get down there.

567
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:06,960
Right.

568
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:12,959
So... shall we drive up there
after dinner, then?

569
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,959
What's that?
The observation deck.

570
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,639
Don't be silly. We just got here.
We can go with the others.

571
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,960
And anyway,
Mum usually packs a picnic.

572
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,959
Come on.
My sister really wants to meet you.

573
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:27,960
Come on. Allez, allez!

574
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:32,959
So... So, Mum was saying you're
buying a place in the Cotswolds?

575
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:36,479
Mm. Well,
we're exploring some options.

576
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,959
I thought the second cottage
you went to see

577
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:40,959
looked really quite promising.
Mm. Yeah, me too.

578
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:42,959
It'd make a lovely family home.

579
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:44,959
I was just saying to Tommy,

580
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,160
I can imagine that smallest room
as a nursery.

581
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:53,159
And there's space, yeah?
For an annexe?

582
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,959
Definitely, yeah.
An annexe?

583
00:35:55,960 --> 00:36:00,959
I had the agent fax over the plans,
so we'll get a better idea.

584
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:01,959
Just don't overstretch yourself.

585
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:03,959
In the current climate...
Was it...?

586
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:04,959
Oh, now, come on.
What?

587
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:06,959
Tommy knows what he's doing.

588
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:08,959
He's always had
an excellent head for business.

589
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,159
LAUGHTER

590
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:13,159
Sorry - so the cottage
is for your mother, too?

591
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:16,959
Yeah, I mean...
Well, we discussed it, but...

592
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:18,639
Darling, I told you about that.

593
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:19,999
He may have a good head
for business,

594
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,959
but, er,
his spelling's still atrocious.

595
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:24,959
Well, that's not fair, is it?

596
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:26,959
There's a couple of words I have
some trouble with, that's all.

597
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,959
What, like "car" and "cover"?
LAUGHTER

598
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:31,959
Oh!
That's so naughty.

599
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:36,959
So, Jane, do you know
this part of France at all?

600
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:38,959
Er, a little, yes.

601
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:40,959
At least, I know St Tropez.

602
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,959
I stayed there several times
with the Duchess.

603
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:43,959
Oh, yes, of course.

604
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:46,959
Jane used to work for
the Duchess of York as her dresser.

605
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:49,959
Golly.
That must have been interesting.

606
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,959
Did you see her on Friends?
CATHY GROANS

607
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,959
Friends? What's that?

608
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,959
Oh, Friends is a sitcom, Granny.

609
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,479
Yes, old Freebie Fergie.
She'll do anything for money.

610
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:01,959
THEY LAUGH

611
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:04,959
I don't think that's fair.
Oh... darling, it's a joke. Come on.

612
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,959
Right, shall we move on to dessert?

613
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:09,159
Yes. Ooh, yes.
Come on.

614
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:10,960
Tommy, will you help me
with the plates?

615
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:22,319
Hello, darling. OK?
Please can we go upstairs?

616
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:23,959
What?

617
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:25,959
No. Come on, it's still early.

618
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:30,960
I'm tired, and...
I just don't really feel too good.

619
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:35,959
OK. Well... have a drink.
That'll cheer you up.

620
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:37,999
I don't need cheering up.

621
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,959
I need not to be ignored
and humiliated

622
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:41,960
in front of your bloody family.

623
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,960
Why are you being like this?

624
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:47,960
RICK: Excuse me.
CLEARS THROAT

625
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:54,000
Please can we just go upstairs?

626
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:57,960
You just can't help yourself,
can you?

627
00:37:58,960 --> 00:37:59,959
You just had to make a scene.

628
00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:01,959
I'm not making a scene,
I'm just upset.

629
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:02,960
You're always upset.

630
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:06,320
And I am sick to death of it.

631
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:10,960
If you want to go... just go.

632
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:42,000
ENGINE REVVING

633
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:51,999
TYRES SQUEAL

634
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000
PHONE RINGS

635
00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:58,960
'Where the hell are you?'

636
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:02,159
Like you care.

637
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:04,959
I could drive off the road,
you'd probably be happy.

638
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:06,639
'Don't you bloody dare.'

639
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:08,639
That is my brother's car.

640
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,960
You bring it back.
You bring it back now.

641
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:20,960
ENGINE REVS INCREASE

642
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:01,320
Just... Just ignore her.
Really, it's the best way.

643
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:10,959
When she came down
to go to the airport,

644
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:13,959
my mother said
she had a face like thunder.

645
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,799
She was shouting, screaming,

646
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:20,960
saying she'd wasted
the last two years of her life.

647
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:25,959
She just wanted to humiliate Tommy.

648
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:27,639
Janey called from the car.

649
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:30,159
It sounded like
the holiday had been a disaster.

650
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:33,799
She was going on about what
he'd done, what he hadn't done,

651
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:34,960
how it was definitely over.

652
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:37,960
'That was with Tommy
sitting right next to her.'

653
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:52,960
Clearly, things between them
had become completely toxic.

654
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:57,159
This is ridiculous, Tommy.

655
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:59,959
You can't keep ignoring me.
We need to talk about things.

656
00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:02,639
You need to hear what I'm saying.
Jesus Christ.

657
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:04,960
You need to listen to me.
Listen to you?

658
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:08,960
You didn't shut up
the whole fucking way home.

659
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:12,959
Not to mention that mortifying
fucking display at the airport

660
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:15,959
in front of my mother
and poor David. You...

661
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:18,319
You know they both think
you're insane?

662
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:20,959
I don't care. You can't keep
treating me like this.

663
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,959
And phoning
all of our bloody friends,

664
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:25,959
wailing and... and bawling

665
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:27,959
and airing
all of our private business.

666
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:29,959
It was completely
bloody humiliating.

667
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:32,479
You think that's humiliating?
Yes, I do!

668
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:33,959
How do you think I feel?!

669
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:36,959
Finding out you've gone
behind my back with some whore,

670
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:38,479
sending her those foul emails.

671
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,959
I bet people would love
to read those, wouldn't they?

672
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:42,959
God's sake, not this again.

673
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:44,959
Yes, you can't just pretend
that I don't exist!

674
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:47,959
Oh, I swear to God, right now,
I wish you didn't.

675
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:49,959
If we were married,
you wouldn't treat me like this.

676
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:51,959
But you would rather
just keep stringing me along,

677
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:53,959
as long as Tommy gets what he wants.

678
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,959
You seriously, seriously
still talking about marriage?

679
00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:59,959
Oh, good old Janey. She's good
for fucking, but not much else.

680
00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:00,959
Just shut up.

681
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:03,959
What if your precious mother
knew what you were really like?

682
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:05,959
You are sick, do you know that?

683
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:06,959
ROARS: Shut up!

684
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:08,799
Will you shut up!

685
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:12,160
Shut your fucking mouth!
Because it is the truth!

686
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:14,960
You're the one who's sick.

687
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,960
You're broken.

688
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:23,959
There is something, like,
deeply, deeply wrong with you,

689
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:26,960
and I swear to God, Jane,
I wish I'd never met you.

690
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:39,000
You ruined my life, Tommy.

691
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:42,960
No, you did that all by yourself.

692
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,999
Well, then I, er,
may as well end it.

693
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,959
HE SIGHS

694
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:56,959
Get one of those knives
and slash my fucking wrists.

695
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:59,479
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

696
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:02,959
Go on, then.
The knives are right there.

697
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:03,960
Go on.

698
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,799
Take a knife, slash your wrists.
Be my fucking guest.

699
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:09,959
Do you know what?

700
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:11,960
I'll do mine too, shall I?

701
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:17,800
Put us both out of our misery. Hm?

702
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:33,319
CLATTERING,
DOOR SLAMS

703
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,960
SHE YELLS,
GLASS SMASHES

704
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:45,959
Thank you.

705
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:48,959
Can you put me
through to the police, please?

706
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,960
I'm having a major fight
with my other half.

707
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:57,959
Yeah.

708
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:01,959
'I would like to discuss it calmly.
She will not.'

709
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:04,999
OPERATOR: 'And can you tell me
if anyone's been injured?'

710
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,959
'Not yet.'

711
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:09,960
'OK, sir.
Where's your other half right now?'

712
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:18,960
Right here.
'What are they doing?'

713
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,959
Staring at me.
'Right.

714
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:29,960
'Has anyone actually
been assaulted, sir?'

715
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:33,959
Not really.

716
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:35,959
But someone's going to get hurt.

717
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:37,959
'Can you confirm your name,
please, sir?'

718
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:41,159
Y-Yes. I'm Thomas Cressman.

719
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:43,960
'OK, Mr Cressman, what is it
you want the police to do?'

720
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:49,960
I would like the police
to come and split us up.

721
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:53,960
I would like someone...

722
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:57,960
...to stop us
from hurting each other.

723
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:02,960
If you don't have somebody
here soon...

724
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:06,320
...somebody is.

725
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:20,800
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